Room 308, Tuesday morning

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Hermione heard the announcement. She thought this would be a huge failure, yes. What's really scary is that it doesn't even alarm her anymore that her first thought was to spend tonight in the hall in a sleeping bag.

She'd made the decision that for every announcement, Umbridge needed to be negatively reinforced. Thusly, she was sitting on her bed, knitting more oddly-shaped socks and wondering whether the dildo cozy conga line should wait a couple days, or if she should just keep up with it the whole week.


[Mostly for people interested in this post. I'm headed to work soon, but will check when I can throughout the day and be back at 5:30 PST. Yay SP!

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Aravis thought for a moment. "We could alter the sugar for her tea. Switch it for salt, or worse."

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Hermione actually shuddered. "I think that would work pretty well," she said, making a face.

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"I'd just guess she uses a lot," Aravis replied, making a face. "Can we do something about those damn plates?"

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"Sam mentioned him and Dean shooting them," Hermione told her. It should horrify her that this didn't faze her.

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Aravis grinned. "Good for them. If the mewling of the remaining plates doesn't irritate her, though, then I expect something like incessant humming outside her door wouldn't do much, would it?"

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"Of course not. I'm sure it wouldn't even register," Hermione said seriously.

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"It'd drive me mad. Says a bit about her mental state, doesn't it?"

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"Of course, it might depend on what was being hummed."

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Aravis tilted her head. "I don't know any particularly irritating songs, do you?"

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"I'll introduce you to some 80's music," Hermione promised.

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"That sounds ominous," Aravis decided. "In any instance, I can do anything needed. Aside from magic, of course, but I can pick locks and whatnot."

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"I'll remember that," she said. "That's definitely a good skill to have."

Seriously, a month ago if you asked if she ever thought she'd be saying this...