Room 308, Saturday morning

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Hermione had changed over the summer night. She was just tierd of being boring old Hermine, she woke up with new vigor that morning and got out of bed and the first thing she did was brush out her long beautiful honey ash blonde hair. It used to be brown and frizzy, but it changed along with her. It was now sleek and shiny, like a Pantene commercial and all the girls were jealous of it. It also grew six inches just that night.


She got out of bed and went to the closer and hated all of her clothes. They were boring and stuffy and she said "No these are all wrong!" she said, and far enough back in the closet was a pair of tight fitting size 2 Mudd jeans with those cute little back pocket flaps and a little black tank top that totally exposed her perfect abs nd her belly button ring. She didn't need to excercise because her dad wasn't really a dentist, he was actually a vampire and had all this youth and beauty that had been passed on to Hermoine and she hadn't always been all normal looking it was always a disguise because if people saw how beautiful she really was they would not be able to believe it. The consqences would be mind-boogleing. She found shoes in her closet that were 4' hells and she had no problem wearing them they made her calves look HOT. They were black and chunky and had little sparkles on them and showed off her perfectly manicured toes. She also wore a bunch of necklaces every day one was a skull and crossbones; one was a heart; one was a little perfect silver angel because her mother was an angel not a dentist ether and hermione wanted to be reminded of this all the time but that was not hrd because herminne had powers and she was the strongest and most pwerful of all the witches and it was because of her half-angel half-vampire linnage. She also had a lot of rings that she wore, and bracelets from Hot Topic.


Hrmione thought about going out to talk to people, bcause all the girls were jealous and all the boys wanted her and that was really stressful sometimes so may be she would just stay inside for a while and listen to some Evanescence.


[Open, especially for the roommate. Hermione is now a HP fanfic Mary Sue.
Hermione: *kills self on Monday*
I: *will have to spork a few Sues in penance for this. Seriously.]

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Still not quite steady on his land-legs, Frederic stumbled against the door.

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Hermion sighed, it was probably one of her many admireres so she opened the door and said hi, and she flipped her hair becaus the boys like that.

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Frederic stared at Hermoine, it might have been because of the hairflip, but far more likely it was the fact the only female he'd ever seen was his old nurse Ruth.

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"Hi there" she said. "I see I made you speechless. I'm Hermioe but you can call me Serena Fairyweather." Becaue Hermione granger wasn't her real name, it was just one her parents made her use.

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Frederic? Still staring.

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hermione waved a hand in front of his face "you know I really don't have time for this," she said with a sigh. "I'm very important you know. i'm also a model and have a photo shoot in a few hours."

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Which would be when Frederic burst into song.

Of course since all he knew were pirate songs, it's debatable how much Hermione appreciated being compared to a bottle of really good rum.

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"I've never been serenaded before!!" she exclaimed and clapped her hands together in excitement

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[[Just to let you know, I read this aloud to my roommate and we now cannot breathe. *applauds*]]

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Rikku woke up somewhere in the middle of her gargantuan bed. It was SUFFOCATING IN HERE! Luckily she could fly straight up in the air, ZIP!, and shake all of the covers off with a quick flick of her scarf. Wings. Scarf-wings.

The morning was bright and SHINY! and it was time to find some TREASURE!!!

Her roomie was up already and -

"Whoa! Hermione!" Rikku zipped around in excited circles. "You look soooooooo hot! What are you doing? What are we doing? AREN'T MORNINGS GREAT??!?"

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Hermine flipped her hair she always looked hot. "Mroning, Rikku! Everyday is wonderful!" And its because she is so perfect "I htink today I should go shopping"

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"Oooooooh!" Rikku bounced up and down. Well, flew, anyway. "Whatcha gonna buy? I think I'm gonna go hunting for TREASURE! I loooove treasure! And I don't have any and I ne-"

Whoooooooooooooooooa .. that was wierd.! Riku had gottn a little cloesr to Hermonie and was startingg to feel kinda strange (like not hi or anythin jus t strange and unususual,])

"wow hermeyone!!1" she excla exclay exclia yellled. "u r teh kewlest persun i know!1!!"

hEr gramer felt all funney

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"I know," hermione said with anothr hair flip she was very good at that. "There hs to be a hot topic around here somewhere. Or maybe I'll get my hair hilighted." Her hair was auburn and very pretty. Everyone said it was her best featur.

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"ur hair relly is so pretty" sighed rikku. she wishd she could be as awsum as hermyone. [not lyk she wuz jellus bcuz she wants 2 b her frend just sayn]

"i thiNk im gunna go hunt for trezure" rikku luved trezure more than ANYTHING even more then BOYZ!!

"cu l8r???" mb if went out flyin her speach wud be normul agin!!!

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"Have fun!" said Hermione who saw nothing wrong with Riku's speach. "I'm going to put on make-up!!" Not that she neeed it because she was natuarlly beautifil but it made other, uglier girls feel better to see her wearing some.

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"Byeeeeeeee!" and boom rikku flew away rilly fast! not like she was runnin away just that she liked to fly FAST!!! "wow" she thout "i haev the bestist roommie ever"