"You've reached Hermione. Please leave a message clearly stating your name, reason for calling, date and time, and a number where I can reach you and I will get back to you as soon as possible."
[OOC: From here (http://fat-halpert.livejournal.com/503.html?thread=78839).]
"Hey. I think you have the wrong number. Otherwise I don't know why you'd call me to talk about whatever's going on. It's not going to make me jealous or anything, we're just friends. Is this some sort of weird psyche out thing for football? Well, it's not going to work. Have fun flirting with Pam."
Freaky Phone Friday
Date: 2007-06-16 01:19 am (UTC)"Hey. I think you have the wrong number. Otherwise I don't know why you'd call me to talk about whatever's going on. It's not going to make me jealous or anything, we're just friends. Is this some sort of weird psyche out thing for football? Well, it's not going to work. Have fun flirting with Pam."