OOC: R&R!!!!!!1!!!

[smartestone]

OMG HERMINNE IS THE KEWLEST EVAR!!11! BUT I WILL NOT UUPDATE ANYMORE IF YOU DO NOT R&R! AND FOR ALL THE HATERS OUT THERE UR ALL JUST JEALOUS! I AM ALWAYS TOLD I AM THE BEST WRITER ANYWHERE & IF YOU DON'T BELIVEE IT THAN UR JUST STUPID AND JEALOUS. ALSO WHT SHOULD I DO NEXT I HAVE IDEAS BUT IF YOU WANT I'LL LET YOU WRITE A WHOLE PART I JSUT WANT CREDIT FOR IT. R&R!!!1!


[Disclaimer: This is not whoring of any sort. I just couldn't NOT do it.]

Comments

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

[DEAD OMG.]

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

It's called a spellcheck for a reason. Bitch.

And OMG! It's Harry & Ginny Forever!!!!

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

OMG U R WRONG IT IS GINNY/HERMIONE EXCEPT IN MY STORY THEY ARE GINIVRA AND MIONE I WROTE A FIC WHERE THEY ARE IN LUV AND IT IS HAWT.

...I think Hermione Sue is rubbing off on me.

[smartestone]

UR A HATER & YOUR DUMB

AND OMG HARRY AND GINNY SUCK!!!!1! H/HR 4EVA HOR!!!1!

[sith_happened]

HARRY/DRACO OMG!!!!!!1111!

I HAVE A FREND WHO TOTALY NOES SOME1 WHO NOES KJ RWLING N SHE SEZ ITS GONNA BE IN THE NEXT BOOK N THEN ALL OF U WILL HAVE 2 KISS MY ASS OMG OMG.

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

OMG U ALL R STOOPID.

THE REEL SHIP IS COFFEE/PIE 4EVA!

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

ICE CREAM/PIE. OMG, N00B.

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

OMG! I LUV UR WRITTING! U R MY FAVRITE!!!! UR HEMINNE IS SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH BETTR THEN JKR'S! IF SHE DOES'NT MMAKE HERMIOBE MORE LIKE YOUR'S I WON'T RED BOOK 7!!!!!

[smartestone]

OMG THANX I WROTE TO JKR& TOLD HER HOW SHE CAN MAKE HERMINE BETTER & HWO IF SHE DOESN'T GET H/HR 2GETHER IN BOOK I WILL NOT READ ANYTHING OF HERS AGAIN BTU SHE NEVER WROTE BACK THAT HOR

[connernotconnor.livejournal.com]

LIEK ZOMG U GUYZ I HERD U GOT UR COMPUTER STOLEN N WE SHUD LET U KNW WE LUV U SO WE LIEK GOT 2GETHER ENUF MUNY 2 BY U 2 COMPUTERZ N AN IPOD!

[OOC: *dies of shame*]

[smartestone]

THAT WUD B SOOO COOL JUST FOR THAT I WILL WRITE MORE FIC WITH THIS CARECTER

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

OMG. HARRY PTOTER IS THE STUOIDST BOOK INTEH HOLE WORLD. i CAN'T BELIVE YOUE VEN RIT THIS $^$^$$^ee#11!!!! Y CANT U RIT FIC FOR A COOL FANDUM???!!11!1 I JUTS WASTED SO MUCH TIME REEDING THIS $#$#%@@#@%!!!1111!! Y DON'T U JUTS DIE!11!!!

[smartestone]

OMG U CAN'T EVEN TALK SO WHY DON'T U JUST SHUTUP!!!! UR JUS JEALOUS CUZ YOU CAN'T WRITE AS GOOD!!!!

[certaintrouble.livejournal.com]

FTW WHERE IS THE SEX SCEEN? YOU SHULD WRITE MORE ROMANTIC ENCOUNTERS CUZ PWP IS THE BEST EVER!!!!!eleven!!!

[smartestone]

OMG I ONLY WRITE PG13 FIC BECUZ MY SHIUPS ARE WHOLESUM AND I AM A REEL WRITER!!!1

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

U SHUD RITE MOR SLASH HARRY/DRACO IS TEH BESTEST 1111! MABEY YR HRMOINE CULD GET THEM 2 HOOK UP OMG!!!!!!

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

NUH UH DRCO/NEVILL IS EBTTER THAN NETHING!!!1! U DUN NO HWAT UR TALKING ABIUT OMG!!11!1

[swerval_zero]

ZOMG NOES U HOS SQUIDWARTS IS THE BEST U JUST HAVE NO TASTE IN FICS.

[smartestone]

OMG WAT R U TALKING BOUT I READ UMBRIDGE/FUDGE AND THAT WINS ALL

[needsaparrot]

SQUIDWARTS WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!2!!!!!!!!!! UR <FONT SIZE=ELEVENTY BILLION>SIKKKKKKKK!!1!</FONT>

[electric-sitar.livejournal.com]

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Waldo wandered around the post, dropping canned meat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam) everywhere he went.

[fh_extras]

*trolls post*

[the_merriest]

HRMINNE: I THIK UR WRITIN IS TEH BEST N I HOP U UPDATE SOON LYK NOW OMG N UR HERMOINE IS SO LYK ___REAL___ YKNO LYK SHE DEALZ WIF REAL STUF LYK BOYZ N HAIR N BEIN PERFICT N ITS SOOOO HARD BEIN HER N H8RZ JUST DONT GET IT!!!!

2 B HONIST I KIDNA DONT LYK HREMYEONE IN THE MOVEEZ CUZ SHEZ A *~*NERD*~* N I DINT READ ALL THE BOOKZ YET CUZ LOL BOOKZ BUT I THIK UR HERMYNOE IS SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH BETTER THEN JKRZ!!!11!

PLZ UPDATE SOON PLZ!!!! OR I WILL CRY ;_; ;_; ;_; <-- me if u dont updat!!1

Pottery Sue Spork of the Day

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

TITLE: One AU Weekend at Fandom High
PERPETRATOR: smartestone

SUE-O-METER: (awful)

FULL NAME: Hermione Granger aka Serena Fairyweather aka Jaded Opal Moonstar
SPECIES: Human/Witch/Angel/Vampire
HAIR: 'It was now sleek and shiny, like a Pantene commercial and all the girls were jealous of it. It also grew six inches just that night.'
EYES: eyes that change color according to her mood
MARKINGS: none mentioned
POSESSIONS: an ipod, a special wand

ORIGIN: Regular Hermione, with another overnight preppie makeover. She's also a part time model with a heroin addiction.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: supposedly Hermione, but without the brains, looks, personality, spelling or grammar of the canon character.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: none mentioned.

NOTES: This one seems to need a good run through spellcheck, as almost every second word seems to be wrong. It's also rather unique how she seems to have four five different kinds of magical creatures in her background, yet still describes herself as a pureblood witch.

This fic also contains a bonus Cedric Stu, who seems to have some massive superiority complex, and only talks in third person.


SAMPLE:

She got out of bed and went to the closer and hated all of her clothes. They were boring and stuffy and she said "No these are all wrong!" she said, and far enough back in the closet was a pair of tight fitting size 2 Mudd jeans with those cute little back pocket flaps and a little black tank top that totally exposed her perfect abs nd her belly button ring. She didn't need to excercise because her dad wasn't really a dentist, he was actually a vampire and had all this youth and beauty that had been passed on to Hermoine and she hadn't always been all normal looking it was always a disguise because if people saw how beautiful she really was they would not be able to believe it. The consqences would be mind-boogleing. She found shoes in her closet that were 4' hells and she had no problem wearing them they made her calves look HOT. They were black and chunky and had little sparkles on them and showed off her perfectly manicured toes. She also wore a bunch of necklaces every day one was a skull and crossbones; one was a heart; one was a little perfect silver angel because her mother was an angel not a dentist ether and hermione wanted to be reminded of this all the time but that was not hrd because herminne had powers and she was the strongest and most pwerful of all the witches and it was because of her half-angel half-vampire linnage. She also had a lot of rings that she wore, and bracelets from Hot Topic.