Sane people would be sleeping right now. Or, since this was Fandom, possibly having copious amounts of sex with strangers, getting into gun battles, or forgetting who they were. Hermione was doing none of those things.

One wall of her apartment had been covered with photos of Hanna that she'd taken ever since the coma. Okay, before the coma even. And now, oblivious to anything her long-lost twin Sue might be doing, Hermione was putting together the next phase of her plan.

She'd managed to get a hold of exact copies of most of Hanna's wardrobe, and now she was in her bathroom with a used box of hair dye. Now that is was dry, she had been able to style it and make it look exactly like Hanna's. The transformation wasn't entirely complete, but that was okay. There was still time.

Crookshanks was normal, and extremely confused.


[Establishy.]
Hermone has changed over the summer overnight. She used to be a total bookworm with frizzy brown hair and that had all changed. She had gotten tired of being that girl and so she decided when she went back to school she was going to be a different person, so she died her hair and got it straitened, and she began dressing better, kind of Goth. Now she was wearing black leather pants and a black tank top that showed midrif with a sheer black thing over it and lots of jewlry. Also she wore a lot of eyeliner. It was like she was a whole diferent person! She might lose freinds over it but whatever, they weren't great freinds anyway and they were just jealous.

It worked.

She was a whole new person when she went back to school. Sudenly Dumebledore noticed her instead of only paing attention to Harry and he made her a professor of DADA and everything else she wanted. Except Potions since that was Severuses. And he made the SOrting Hat resort her and it put her in Slytherin where she really belonged. The only reason she got put in Gryffindork anyway was cuz she didn't know her true heritage then, she was really the child of dentists but of an angel and a vampire and they both had magical powers so this made Hermione the most powerful wtich ever. Her real name was Serena Fairyweather Moonstar but since she had to be protected she grew up as boring old Hermine Grainger. And since she found out she was part vampire she could go out in the sun and be up all 24 hours since vampires stayed up at night and she could eat real food since she was an angel too. Also she sparkles now.

"This place is so boring" she said looking around her apartment. Maybe she would go to have it redecorated before Severus came over to Propose. Or Draco. WHO WILL SHE PICK? R&R AND YOU WILL SEE!


[God, I terrify myself. Can be open, but I'd much rather be R&R'ed.]
smartestone: (hermione sue)
hermione had had a really hard day with religis peopel and all the people in the comon room who didn't rhink she was that speshul or looked at her funny beause they didn't respect that she was Hermione Grainger and she was petfect in every way and ashe would shoe them all!! But she has a shopping freind now and that would be fun tomorow and hopefully they could find a god Hot Topic arownd

What was taht ringingi? it wsa her nrw pink razor cell phone!! She picked it up and turned off her favorite Linkin Park song it was "in the End" adn really described how she felt about everytyhing.

When she got off the phone she said "YAY my sister is going to be an American trasnfer students at Hogswarts next year!!" asnd she didn't worry about competition because she was Mione.


[Will be a linkdrop, and please please god establishy only. *puts Hermione Sue away omg*]
smartestone: (hermione sue)
Hermione had changed over the summer night. She was just tierd of being boring old Hermine, she woke up with new vigor that morning and got out of bed and the first thing she did was brush out her long beautiful honey ash blonde hair. It used to be brown and frizzy, but it changed along with her. It was now sleek and shiny, like a Pantene commercial and all the girls were jealous of it. It also grew six inches just that night.

cut for the protection of a little mentally-challenged teal dear )

Hrmione thought about going out to talk to people, bcause all the girls were jealous and all the boys wanted her and that was really stressful sometimes so may be she would just stay inside for a while and listen to some Evanescence.


[Open, especially for the roommate. Hermione is now a HP fanfic Mary Sue.
Hermione: *kills self on Monday*
I: *will have to spork a few Sues in penance for this. Seriously.]

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